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I'm loud, weird, easily excited, and always down to eat.

About

Personal Life

I'm a soccer mom! Loud and ridiculous - kind of an embarrassment. I married my high school sweetheart, whom I love deeply, but I'm also in a one-sided fictional relationship with Henry Cavill. I've also been madly in love and loyal to the following: Jensen Ackles, Johnny Depp, and Charlie Hunnam. I do use a pen name, not because I'm ashamed, but because my legal name is Greek, with a really fun spelling.  Anywho, I live in a small-town, which I LOVE.  I wouldn't survive in the city, but by golly, I thoroughly enjoying visiting them. I've been on a lot of adventures in Europe.  Mexico and Japan are on my bucket list. Weekends are my favorite: Soccer Saturdays, Sunday church, and Sunday movie nights!!! Hhhmmm, I've kind of been rambling... so, um, I'm just gonna step away now...

Music Taste

I listen to music all the time, and I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING!  Personal favorites are ELVIS PRESLEY, oldies,  musicals, piano, old school hip hop, 90s everything, classic southern gospel, acapella, country, pop, folk, alternative, rock, you know what - everything. I love music and I love to sing. I can't sing - pretty sure I'm tone deaf - but I will put on my own concert and sing my little heart out. Singing out of tune, off key, wrong words, loudly with cringe dance moves.

Favorites:

Animal: Raccoon, sucker for small dogs, mad respect for kitty cats

Pokemon: Mimikyu and Eevee.

Disney Villain: Maleficent, Hades, Gaston, Evil Queen, Yzma

Disney Character: Tigger

Disney Song: Colors of the Wind, Make a Man Out of You, Almost There, Gaston, and Part of Your World.

Movies: Jaws, Some Like it Hot, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Little Shop of Horrors, O Brother Where  Art Thou, Scream, Beauty and the Beast, Lady and the Tramp, and Voicemails to Isabelle, Donald Duck Trick or Treat, Blood Sport, Clueless, LOTR Trilogy, Star Wars Franchise, Hallmark Movies are my catnip.

TV/Movie Villain: Loki, Anakin Skywalker/ Darth Vader, Kylo Ren, The Joker (Heath Ledger), Ghostface,  Spike, Lestat, Harley Quinn, Negan, Billy Loomis, Eric Northman.

TV Show: Schitt's Creek, Game of Thrones, House of Dragon, Glee, Friends, Family Matters, Dexter, Righteous Gemstones, The Sopranos, Stranger Things, Lucifer, Ted Lasso, Modern Family, I Love Lucy, Supernatural, Buffy, Vampire Diaries, Castle, Cobra Kai

Reality Shows: Project Runway, Dancing with the Stars

Dessert: Cheesecake and Birthday Cake

Drink: COFFEE (I'm kind of an addict) Sweet Tea, Lemonade with mint, Coke with lemon, and Shirley Temple with extra cherries

Hobbies: Traveling, Reading (I LOVE PARANORMAL ROMANCES), Eating, Collecting Pokemon Cards, 

Video Games: Mortal Kombat, Just Dance, Super Mario

Thing to Do: Drive backroads, Cuddle with my girls, Movie night with the Boo, Game nights with friends!

Season: Fall and Winter. I'm a miserable b!tch in the summer...

Quotes:

Walt Disney - "Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, dreams are forever"

Rhett Butler - "You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."

Ted Lasso - "Be curious, not judgmental." 
Mr. Rogers - “Real strength has to do with helping others.”

Maya Angelou -"Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better," "Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud," and "Determine to live life with flair and laughter."

Marilyn Monroe - "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." (although there are disputes that she actually said this).

Achievements

I wrote a book! I did it! Might not be the best book, but I did it.  My greatest achievement, however, is I met Henry Cavill. (see image below because it happened). Oh, and I gave birth to two of the greatest little humans ever :)

Worst pic ever because I was freaking out

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Dreams do come true...

He is TOUCHING me !!!! LOOK! 

I love comic cons!

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Fun Fact: I love glitter. It's sparkly and easily annoys people. 

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